talking to straight white boys
boy: let's play twenty questions
me: okay, what's your favorite color?
boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?
I can’t wait for my boyfriend to fuck me so hard I become a ghost
I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
he’s a keeper.
They’re* a keeper. Don’t assume they’re male
But the op said his
this is tumblr in a post
Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it be at 2 am or 2 pm.
Anon (via its-somuch-colder)